The Offensive + Delightful Cards - BIRTHDAY Styles

$7.00

Style

Birthday greeting card with the cheekiest sayings, that you won't find anywhere else! Sure to garner a giant laugh. 

Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Comes with envelope.

Styles:

  • Asshole Cats: a couple of cute kittens ... "Happy birthday from a few of your favorite assholes!" Whether you love cats, or hate them, this card speaks volumes in truth.
  • Badass Birthday: "Happy Birthday Badass!"
  • Bang Bang Outlaw: "Bang Bang, Happy birthday you little Outlaw!"
  • You Old Stoner "Happy birthday you old stoner!"
  • HB Favorite Human:  "Happy Birthday TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS"
  • FCK You Goddess: "Fuck You! For being younger, hotter, and basucaly a goddamn goddess!"
  • Hot Senior: "Happy Birthday! You are so fucking Hot! ...For a senior citizen!
  • Cowboy: "Happy Birthday Cowboy!"
  • Little Whores: "Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!"
  • Pipe Guy: "Well Shit! There goes another motherfucking Year!"
  • Rad 80's Bday: "Wishing you...a totally fuckin' rad Birthday"
  • HB Little Shit: "Happy Birthday you little Shit!"
  • Old Fck: "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck"
  • Old Slut: "Happy Birthday you old slut!" A hit no matter if you give it to grandma or your best friend.

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