The Offensive + Delightful Cards - BIRTHDAY Styles

Birthday greeting card with the cheekiest sayings, that you won't find anywhere else! Sure to garner a giant laugh. 

Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Comes with envelope.

Styles:

• Asshole Cats: a couple of cute kittens ... "Happy birthday from a few of your favorite assholes!" Whether you love cats, or hate them, this card speaks volumes in truth.
• Badass Birthday: "Happy Birthday Badass!"
• Bang Bang Outlaw: "Bang Bang, Happy birthday you little Outlaw!"
• You Old Stoner:  "Happy birthday you old stoner!"
• HB Favorite Human:  "Happy Birthday TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS"
• FCK You Goddess: "Fuck You! For being younger, hotter, and basucaly a goddamn goddess!"
• Hot Senior: "Happy Birthday! You are so fucking Hot! ...For a senior citizen!
• Cowboy: "Happy Birthday Cowboy!"
• Little Whores: "Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!"
• Pipe Guy: "Well Shit! There goes another motherfucking Year!"
• Rad 80's Bday: "Wishing you...a totally fuckin' rad Birthday"
  
• HB Little Shit: "Happy Birthday you little Shit!"
• Old Fck: "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck"
• Old Slut: "Happy Birthday you old slut!" A hit no matter if you give it to grandma or your best friend.