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The Offensive + Delightful Cards - BIRTHDAY Styles
$7.95 CAD
Birthday greeting card with the cheekiest sayings, that you won't find anywhere else! Sure to garner a giant laugh.
Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Comes with envelope.
Styles:
- Asshole Cats: a couple of cute kittens ... "Happy birthday from a few of your favorite assholes!" Whether you love cats, or hate them, this card speaks volumes in truth.
- Badass Birthday: "Happy Birthday Badass!"
- Bang Bang Outlaw: "Bang Bang, Happy birthday you little Outlaw!"
- You Old Stoner: "Happy birthday you old stoner!"
- HB Favorite Human: "Happy Birthday TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS"
- FCK You Goddess: "Fuck You! For being younger, hotter, and basucaly a goddamn goddess!"
- Hot Senior: "Happy Birthday! You are so fucking Hot! ...For a senior citizen!
- Cowboy: "Happy Birthday Cowboy!"
- Little Whores: "Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!"
- Pipe Guy: "Well Shit! There goes another motherfucking Year!"
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Rad 80's Bday: "Wishing you...a totally fuckin' rad Birthday"
- HB Little Shit: "Happy Birthday you little Shit!"
- Old Fck: "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck"
- Old Slut: "Happy Birthday you old slut!" A hit no matter if you give it to grandma or your best friend.